So, this is kind of a lame post, but here it goes ...
One day, I was at work and I went to the men's restroom. I noticed other people in the restroom, as I went into the stall to take care of personal business.
As I was in the stall, I noticed a reasonably-sized bug just outside my stall area, in the adjacent stall.
My first inclination was to stomp on the bug.Then, I thought the other people in the bathroom, and about Larry Craig.
Obviously, the right thing to do in this situation was to leave the bug alone.
That's one lucky bug!