Chuck Norris jokes ...
Written by Bob McCormick on 4/19/2007 08:59:00 PM... found over here. The Chuck Norris internet experience is described on wikipedia.
Ok, some of these are a little too "colorful". Still, here's some I like -
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once finished "The Song that Never Ends".
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
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